Mrs. Katie's Kindergarten Class: Happy Thanksgiving!!

Kids Say the Funniest Things

"I've renamed you Diann."
"I'm going to be rich when I grow up. I already have $32."
"When I grow up, I'm changing my name to Spike."
"I'm going to ask God to tell Santa I want a turtle for Christmas."
About ranch dip-- "Can I get more of this chip sauce?"
"Is that a ball in there?"
"I bet your baby is playing baseball in there."
"Is that my baby in there?"
"When I yawn, my eyes sprinkle a little bit."
"When I grow up, I want to be a dog."
"I don't want that pumpkin. It's dirty."
"I have an armadillo for a pet at home. His name is Broccoli."
Well, shiver me tenders. It's cold in here."
"If Pluto grows will it be a planet again?"
"I get the genius stuff from my dad."